Being Full\ awesome vs ausome

Hi again! So, this is really annoying. You know how when you're full, your stomach slightly hurts? Well,  whenever I'm full, I can't help but think I'm having a stomach ache.   :|     I guess I just have to get used to the feeling. Anyway, you know how it's SUPER annoying when people ask you if this is GF, and that is GF, and you really want them to stop talking about it? {Of course you do} and so do I. So, I've decided that from now on, I don't say GF, {gluten free} I say ausome. It is pronounced exactly like awesome, but is totally different. If something is not gluten free, I say that it's not ausome. If it is gluten free, it is ausome. Just to make that clear. Anyway, I guess this is slightly short, but hey, there are  two things I said in it. And besides, I'm probably wasting your time right now, so, bye!